DON’T LET FINNS READ THIS BOOK!

All the secrets about Finland and the Finns are finally revealed in HOW TO MARRY A FINNISH GIRL: Everything You Wanted to Know about Finland that Finns Won’t Tell You. Simply buying this book guarantees that you will:

• Make Out with Your First Finnish Girl in 24 Hours (or less!)
• Move to Finland in a city that doesn’t contain the word “poo”
• Land a Job that Makes Your Finnish In-Laws Proud
• Not Only Speak Finnish Fluently, but Teach it too
• Get on the Front Page of a Major Finnish Tabloid
• Identify a Finn on holiday in the Canary Islands

And More!

Available now!

HOW TO MARRY A FINNISH GIRL is out now. Visit your favorite bookstore or Amazon. com to pickup a copy, or order it online.

About Phil

Phil Schwarzmann has lived in Finland for…too long. He came to Finland for love, and ten years later he’s still in love. He works for a large Finnish mobile phone manufacturer that shall remain nameless. His Finnish is terrible because he graduated from American public schools.

In his free time he performs stand-up comedy and blogs about Finland. His dog has his own Facebook page. He lives in Helsinki with his Finnish girlfriend. He wrote a book about marriage but is not, and never was, married. He has a love-hate relationship with Finland—it’s complicated. It has something to do with the winters.

Don’t take anything he says or writes too seriously.

Find Phil’s photos, videos, and stand-up dates from his website:
www.philschwarzmann.com