All the secrets about Finland and the Finns are finally revealed in HOW TO MARRY A FINNISH GIRL: Everything You Wanted to Know about Finland that Finns Won’t Tell You. Simply buying this book guarantees that you will:
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Phil Schwarzmann has lived in Finland for…too long. He came to Finland for love, and ten years later he’s still in love. He works for a large Finnish mobile phone manufacturer that shall remain nameless. His Finnish is terrible because he graduated from American public schools.
In his free time he performs stand-up comedy and blogs about Finland. His dog has his own Facebook page. He lives in Helsinki with his Finnish girlfriend. He wrote a book about marriage but is not, and never was, married. He has a love-hate relationship with Finland—it’s complicated. It has something to do with the winters.
Don’t take anything he says or writes too seriously.
Find Phil’s photos, videos, and stand-up dates from his website:
After reading this book I wanted to marry Phil Schwarzmann.
I 100% endorse anything which draws foreign creeps away from Estonian girls.